The Adventures of Mr. Musket, the Parrot Pirate

There was a pirate parrot named Mr. Musket. He had traveled on many a seafaring voyage over the bounding main over the Seven Seas in his ten short years of life. (Oh yes, did you know that parrots can live to the ripe old age of 150 years old?) He had seen treasures and booty beyond anyone's wildest dreams. This is his tale as told by himself. Avast ye mates, my name be Mr. Musket and I have many a tale to tell SO get yourself comfortable and I will begin . . .