Your baby is ugly.

A comically illustrated book full of the funny yet insensitive comments made by people who obviously don't agree that YOUR baby is a perfect bundle of joy. Comic relief for anyone who has a baby and a sense of humor! These baby cynics include a witch, a man in a hazmat suit, an elderly woman, a wooden puppet, a pirate's parrot, and various other strangers who share their unsolicited snarky opinions about your baby. But in the end, the only opinion that really matters is YOURS.