The Night I Got David Bowie Laid (Sorta)

Warning: This memoir contains copious amounts of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. THE NIGHT I GOT DAVID BOWIE LAID, SORTA: The Intimate and Antic Accounts of an Original Gangster is the "shocking and hilarious" true adventures of Edwin Heaven. It's a no-holds-barred kiss 'n tell-all with a star-studded cast: Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, James Brown, Jack Nicholson, Steve McQueen, Ali MacGraw, Robin Williams, Francis Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Leonardo DiCaprio, Warren Beatty, Annette Bening, Hillary Swank, Kim Novak, the Ramones, Deborah Harry, the Nuns, the Tubes, Led Zeppelin, Jim Morrison and, as one would expect, the "Thin White Duke," himself. There's also a motley of misfits, meshuggeners and mobsters-one of whom is intent on feeding the author to the fishes in bite-sized portions. Plus other amorous entanglements and madcap adventures. And, at the heart of it all is Edwin Heaven's "comic, exuberant self." Oh-the tea he spills!