Dirty Portuguese

GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • Cool slang • Funny insults • Explicit sex terms • Raw swear words Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil: What's up? — Tudo bem? Are those fake boobs? — Você tem silicone no peito? I need to take a piss. — Preciso mijar. That goalie is so weak. — Esse goleiro é uma mãe. Shit's about to go down! — O coro vai comer! I'm smashed. — Tô bebum. Let's fuck like animals. — Vamos trepar como animais.