Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt

A mummy racecar roars to life, excited to ride after years locked away in an ancient tomb! Legend says that the squeal of his tires will instantly make any man rock as rocks!If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 2, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKENSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTTTURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOKI'M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTTDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSSTRANGER POUNDSPOUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT