Ah Couldnae Believe Ma Ears!
Classic Overheard Conversations
(Author) Allan Morrison'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?' 'Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.' This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away. 'When's the next bus then, dearie?' 'Oh, not for an hour.' 'Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'
Allan Morrison
Allan Morrison is a Scottish poet and author known for his profound exploration of nature, identity, and the human experience in his works. His poetry often reflects the beauty of the Scottish landscape and the complexities of human emotions. He is best known for his collection of poems titled "The Sound of the Sea," which has received critical acclaim for its lyrical and evocative language. Morrison's work has had a significant impact on contemporary Scottish literature, inspiring readers with his poignant reflections on life and nature.
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